Forty Winks
Knock! Knock! Knock! Me: " Who is it?" My Fortieth Year(MFY):"Its Me Your 40th year" Winks at me. Me: " Why are you here just yet? I wasn't expecting you until six months and why on earth do you sound so intimidating?" MFY:"Ah...there you go again. Until six months? I have been there for quite sometime now--Look at yourself. Your body resembles the diagram of an amoeba-grossly asymmetrical, the top and the middle heading steadfastly south,hormones confused not knowing what to do,your mood oscillates more than the pendulum of the vintage clock in the living room,your skin is so uneven that every inch on your face needs a different shade of foundation , your nails chipped atta permanently stuck at the nail bed , your heels cracked & your hair dry and lustreless.(Looking around the room) Does that weighing machine still work ? Thought it would have died of asphyxia ...(